• “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” 

                                                                                                              - George Carlin 

•  “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” 

                                                                                            - Coco Chanel

•  “When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”

                                   - Bett Davis

• “Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
                               - Joseph Conrad 

•  “Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.” 

                                 - Robert Jordan